I have been following my lovely wife’s blog and I feel that I must respond to some of the charges that have been leveled against me. I have built up quite the reputation as a 100% Bad Boy and now I see it being ruined by my dear wife.
Let me lay down the law for just how bad I can be. Exhibit A) busted up weed eater. Yeah, that is right, there is a cheap weed eater out there that will testify to anger that Mr. Marvelous is capable of. This weed eater kept getting tangled up and in a moment of rage I threw the weed eater across the yard. The weed eater has never been the same.
Exhibit B) the radio. My lovely Liv can listen to all kinds of music and loves to listen to it loud. I on the other hand can only listen to a small range of music and tend to listen to it with a lower volume. If the music does not sound like Def Leppard, AC/DC, Bon Jovi or Aerosmith chances are I do not like it. When we travel together in our vehicle of choice 90% of the time it is my music at my volume. I like democracy; I just do not practice it.
Exhibit C) dinner time. I am a strange man when it comes to things that bother me. Of particular concern are the sounds that come when someone is eating food. Nothing gives me the case of the heebies or the jeebies like the sound of crunching food or gulping a beverage. Some friends of ours have a child that when he eats it sounds as if he is chewing on bolts from Ace Hardware. I have been known to get up and run away when this happens. I make no apologies, he is a cute kid, but he is really loud. Do not think that it will be different when it is my own Ace Hardware chewing kid. No sir, I will run away from them too, just ask my lovely wife.
Well, I think I have clearly shown that while you might be tempted to say that Mr. Marvelous is a nice guy, I have demonstrated with facts that he is 100% Bad Boy. Now, I have to go, it is time for me to make my wife’s coffee and turn on the heater so that way when she goes into the shower it is not too cold.
Peace out!
Let me lay down the law for just how bad I can be. Exhibit A) busted up weed eater. Yeah, that is right, there is a cheap weed eater out there that will testify to anger that Mr. Marvelous is capable of. This weed eater kept getting tangled up and in a moment of rage I threw the weed eater across the yard. The weed eater has never been the same.
Exhibit B) the radio. My lovely Liv can listen to all kinds of music and loves to listen to it loud. I on the other hand can only listen to a small range of music and tend to listen to it with a lower volume. If the music does not sound like Def Leppard, AC/DC, Bon Jovi or Aerosmith chances are I do not like it. When we travel together in our vehicle of choice 90% of the time it is my music at my volume. I like democracy; I just do not practice it.
Exhibit C) dinner time. I am a strange man when it comes to things that bother me. Of particular concern are the sounds that come when someone is eating food. Nothing gives me the case of the heebies or the jeebies like the sound of crunching food or gulping a beverage. Some friends of ours have a child that when he eats it sounds as if he is chewing on bolts from Ace Hardware. I have been known to get up and run away when this happens. I make no apologies, he is a cute kid, but he is really loud. Do not think that it will be different when it is my own Ace Hardware chewing kid. No sir, I will run away from them too, just ask my lovely wife.
Well, I think I have clearly shown that while you might be tempted to say that Mr. Marvelous is a nice guy, I have demonstrated with facts that he is 100% Bad Boy. Now, I have to go, it is time for me to make my wife’s coffee and turn on the heater so that way when she goes into the shower it is not too cold.
Peace out!
LOL, glad to you know your not as sweet as Liv has been making you out to be. Now i don't feel like I have to "train" my hubby to be more like you ;o)Keep on keepin on, Mr. Bad Boy!!!!
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ReplyDeleteOh there is no way I would let my dh post on my blog. He would tell us that we all need to relax about ttc. What ev. He is just as bent about our trouble as I am. I am glad yours isnt as perfect as you make him out to be! lol.
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